Wednesday, April 9, 2014

This Just In: It's Wednesday! Thrills Are At Hand, and Adventure is A Foot!

Jörs Trüüli (that's my explorer name) is about to embark upon a suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever.  (At least until a cream is invented that can get rid of it.)

Rest assured I'll be back in a few hours with a more complete posting.

However, if you don't hear from me by, say, tomorrow morning, just assume I did not survive, and start following another blog.

I recommend one about cats.

I love you, and godspeed to myself.  See you in a little while.

Sincerely,

Jörs Trüüli


59 comments:

Anonymous said...

podium?

Anonymous said...

morning poop time!

minim said...

Scranus podium!

Anonymous said...

First timer?

minim said...

God speed Wildcat. Sincerely, long time reader, first time commenter. Pode! Scrane!

DB said...

Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
Hope you took the Fly6 with you today.

Rusty Red said...

Top ten!

Anonymous said...

Too early.

cycle

Anonymous said...

Onondaga county, representing

wishiwasmerckx said...

Top ten on an early post.

dcee604 said...

ah man, missed the top 10

Yeah Cleveland! said...

Take your time. I still need to read yesterday's comments.

McFly said...

Thrills are at hand? Yes indeed they are. Thanks to the Google machine and Adrienne Barbeau Pics typed in the search bar.

JB said...

2-post days are special, like Paree-Roubay (tm).

Surly Bastard said...

You are Truly loving the umlauts, aren't you?

DB said...

McFly:
You are welcome to change your bikes' name to Adrienne Barbeau if you want. There's plenty of her to go around and she needn't be cleaned off after every ride because of the Swamp Thing thing.
You're welcome.
It may get confusing once the BikeSnob retirement village gets going and everyone has the same name for their bike, but we'll deal with that later.

< 10:00 AM said...

Snob out of bed before 10:00, what is that all about. To much coffee yesterday at a Duncan Donuts while waiting for a car to crash into the place?

Captcha "Mtititnt" Two tits, side by side.

Blog Drafter said...

There's a blog called CatSnobNYC?

Daddo said...

I Love You Too

JLRB said...

So last time Snob left us unsupervised this went all anal - now its all about the cats

This website is full of pussy

This one is another sort of pussy

All the pics of AB I found were too recent - GILF style

JLRB said...

Much better than a rattle can job

dancesonpedals said...

Bikesnobnyc

Wildcat Rock Machine

Jors Truuli?

Is this a midlife crisis disguised as an identity crisis?

here kitty kitty

streepo said...

Adrienne Barbeau? Yum!


iavrul some

Anonymous said...

I used to spend quality time with a woman that had Barbeau-esque breasts(say that 10 times). While on top she was fluent in the lost art of Auto-Oral Nip Stimulation. It was breath taking.

JLRB said...

Anon @11:55

Breath taking, or breast taking?

Anonymous said...

She was very blunt and instructional:

1)I like to be in control.

2)I do alot of dirty talkin'/I hope it's OK.

3)Don't try to put it in my ---.

James said...

"...suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever."

Preparation H helped reduce if not remove things in my anals...

trama said...

@DB
"Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
Hope you took the Fly6 with you today"

Good lob above db, we don't need that kind of fly on the wall footage!

spairly showa

ken e. said...

adventure? and bikes?

SFTY MTNG

jodphoto said...

God Speed John Glenn

Anonymous said...

wow, BSNYC.

you are going on a biking ride?

how exciting.

how do you ever have time to post a blogulation?

wle

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Ok have a nice ride Jors. We'll be here talking about boobs until your triumphant return.

grog said...

Dear Jörs Trüüli,
Now reading cat blog.
Yours Truly.

Kenny said...

Oh, man, I hope he's going to the post office to send me that picture he promised to send me after I put my personal email all over this comment section!

Anonymous said...

I figured you would post really early or really late to take unfair advantage of the awesomeness of the day and get some good FLY6 derierre vue epic footage, or bits and bytesage while cutting off cops, running over yip dogs, or setting taxis on fire.
WooHoo Lob Speed

vsk

Comment deleted said...

Adventure is a foot, and the secret to life is a penis.

Wait, no, the secret to life is "happiness". That's what I meant to say.

DB said...

Trama:
You're right. I needed to add many more spaces between random thoughts.

DB said...

Where do I get these fancy additional punctuation and trademark things?
I'd like to add an umlaut and TM occasionally.
Is it a BikeSnob sale item?

Anonymous said...

i hope you get dry humped by a pedestrian. twice.

Anonymous said...

receive blow job, wake up, bonghit, coffee, bathroom.

Anonymous said...

I want my money back!

wishiwasmerckx said...

If you promise not to tell Jors, I once fucked his sister, Trudy Truuli.

Anonymous said...

that Pippa's got some nice hangers.

Peaches; not so much ....

wishiwasmerckx said...

Oops, it is the highlight of insensitivity to boast about one's sexual conquests. I apologize to all of you and to Trudy for besmirching her reputation.

Anonymous said...

2:09PM and no Jors? Must be a long ride.

Flyover BC said...

I'm sure your tell us how the colonoscopy went, in graphic detail.

JLRB said...

Jors is likely delayed by the need to stop
And refill his helment douche device

Serial Retrogrouch said...

...hey, ladies and gents... Jörs Trüüli mentioned 'anals' and 'cream' in such a short post for a reason...

...he wants us to first talk about 'anals' then 'pussy'... without a moderator.

Dooth said...

A bike ride? Sorry, can't return the love...too damn jealous.
My captcha says you must have...


supreme oekHung

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm taking bets on the nature of Snobby's ride; gritty urban, gentle rural, grinding MTB etc.

First correct answer wins!

Anonymous said...

The woman with the Barbeau-esque breasts was simultaneously diddling me and my friend at different times unbeknownest to us. She was a little older than us. We figured it out and ran it by her politely (you know what) and she obliged twice. The last time ended with some nice ski-poling action. Look it up on the urban dictionary.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I remember when this blog used to be gritty and urban. And edgy.

Anonymous said...

Not gay until the balls touch.

DB said...

RIP Ultimate Warrior.

DB said...

Anon at 2:27. Going with gentle rural with the Fly6.

babble on said...

Heh heh. He said anals.

Anonymous said...

DB at 2:44,

Looks like you were wrong, but you posted your guess at exactly the same time as Snobby updated his journal.

That's something, so I declare you winner.

Congratulations.

Unknown said...

I'm gonna go hillbombing in my fully faired, fixed gear recumbent elipte-go.

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